Monday, March 05, 2012

I Make Myself Laugh

You know, it has to be a quiet afternoon when reading my very-old blog posts is deemed my entertainment.  Yes, technically I'm working right now but I just had to check on this old site to see what I'd done. The evidence is like 7 years old now, 7!

I'm actually quite a funny writer, you know that?  I mean, perhaps my gramatical sense is lacking sometimes, but overall I give myself a pat myself on the back since I still laugh at myself.

If i had to do this blog over again, and one day I might, I would drop the technical talk about poker nerdery and stick to entertaining myself by making fun of others as seen in the following posts:

A 2009 trip to casino niagara (almost).
And it's a pray-off - Jerry Yang dominates Jesus in a muwti mirrion dorrar donkathon.
Glove Cleaning Is Tough - Harry's lost guest-post on this here fine blog.
$2 Stellas rub it in my face will you, bitches?

Anyway, no poker lately though I have a home game this week supposedly, and certainly no golf in my new homeland, sorry to make you sad. Hope you enjoyed the links :)


Matt said...

Those are four absolute classics alright!

Memories, pressed between the pages of my mind...
Memories, sweetened thru the ages just like wine!

Ronnel Sahagun said...

Golf + poker is equals to very entertaining day for me nice one!

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Starting with the player to the left of the dealer, each player is dealt two cards. These are called hole cards (called hole cards) and can be viewed only by its holder, lying face down.
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